shadow
2005-12-05 01:18:24 UTC
In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male.
These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning
an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you
have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people,
I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of
life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that
command, the statues came to life.
The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods
and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he
listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs
snapping.
After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes,
satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and
asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to
continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do
it again?"
Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the
pigeon down and I'LL poop on it's head!"
These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning
an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you
have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people,
I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of
life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that
command, the statues came to life.
The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods
and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he
listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs
snapping.
After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes,
satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and
asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to
continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do
it again?"
Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the
pigeon down and I'LL poop on it's head!"