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2005-12-05 01:18:24 UTC
An elderly Tommy Tucker complains to the M.D. that he passes gas
many times a day. "It's really more of a nuisance than a problem,"
Tommy explains, "They're silent and they don't smell." The M.D. gives
him a prescription and tells him to come back in a week.
Tucker returns and says, "I don't know what it was you gave me,
doc, but I still pass gas all the time, it is still silent, but it
smells terribly!"
The M.D. replies, "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, we'll
see what we can do for your hearing."
many times a day. "It's really more of a nuisance than a problem,"
Tommy explains, "They're silent and they don't smell." The M.D. gives
him a prescription and tells him to come back in a week.
Tucker returns and says, "I don't know what it was you gave me,
doc, but I still pass gas all the time, it is still silent, but it
smells terribly!"
The M.D. replies, "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, we'll
see what we can do for your hearing."