Ten signs your sick of the holidays

[shadow]

Ten signs your sick of the holidays


You've got red and green bags under your eyes

You're serving reindeer pot pie

When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream,
"No! I'm not listening!"

You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your air gun

You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.

Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make
photo copies

You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe.

You've got eggnog coming out of your ears

Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too, you bastard"

Two words: tinsel rash

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Ten signs your sick of the holidays
You've got red and green bags under your eyes
You're serving reindeer pot pie
When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream,
"No! I'm not listening!"
You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your air gun
You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.
Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make
photo copies
You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe.
You've got eggnog coming out of your ears
Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too, you bastard"
Two words: tinsel rash

OH so you thought you would post when I was away, but I am back and
caught you LOL. PM.