Toilet Research

[shadow]

"....This research is necessary because Americans are unhappy with the
wimpy toilets we are now required to buy. We yearn for the glory
years, when our toilets were among the most powerful on earth -- when
the standard American household commode could, in a single flush, as
proven in actual tests, suck down a mature sheep.
(Before I get a lot of mail from angry animal-rights activists,
let me stress that these tests did NOT use an actual sheep. That would
be barbaric! They used two goats tied together.)...."

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Post by shadow
"....This research is necessary because Americans are unhappy with the
wimpy toilets we are now required to buy. We yearn for the glory
years, when our toilets were among the most powerful on earth -- when
the standard American household commode could, in a single flush, as
proven in actual tests, suck down a mature sheep.
(Before I get a lot of mail from angry animal-rights activists,
let me stress that these tests did NOT use an actual sheep. That would
be barbaric! They used two goats tied together.)...."

You are lucky. Most of the asylum seekers here didnt even know what a
toilet was before they came here. And still dont. PM.