shadow
2005-12-11 04:06:46 UTC
You were warned!
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Damn."
~~~~~
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
~~~~~
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.
~~~~~
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his
students?
Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.
~~~~~
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
~~~~~
What did the horse say when he fell?
I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
~~~~~
Has anyone seen Quasimodo?
I have a hunch he's back!
~~~~~
I told you so. :-)
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Damn."
~~~~~
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
~~~~~
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.
~~~~~
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his
students?
Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.
~~~~~
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
~~~~~
What did the horse say when he fell?
I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
~~~~~
Has anyone seen Quasimodo?
I have a hunch he's back!
~~~~~
I told you so. :-)