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2005-12-05 01:18:24 UTC
Old PM went to his doctor to see what could be done about his
constipation. "It's terrible," he said, "I haven't moved my bowels in
a week."
"I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.
"Naturally," PM replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in
the morning and again at night."
"No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?"
"Naturally," PM answered, "I take a book."
constipation. "It's terrible," he said, "I haven't moved my bowels in
a week."
"I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.
"Naturally," PM replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in
the morning and again at night."
"No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?"
"Naturally," PM answered, "I take a book."