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2005-12-10 03:25:55 UTC
Answering Machine At School
This was voted unanimously by the office staff as the answering
machine message for a school:
Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your
school. In order to assist you in connecting the right staff member,
please listen to all your options before making a selection:
To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press
2
To complain about what we do - Press 3
To cuss out staff members - Press 4
To ask why you didn't get information that was already
enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -
Press 7
To request another teacher for the third time this year -
Press 8
To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
To complain about school lunches - Press 0
If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
accountable and responsible for his/ her own behavior, class work,
homework, and that it's not the teachers fault for your child(ren)'s
lack of effort, hang up and have a nice day!
This was voted unanimously by the office staff as the answering
machine message for a school:
Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your
school. In order to assist you in connecting the right staff member,
please listen to all your options before making a selection:
To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press
2
To complain about what we do - Press 3
To cuss out staff members - Press 4
To ask why you didn't get information that was already
enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -
Press 7
To request another teacher for the third time this year -
Press 8
To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
To complain about school lunches - Press 0
If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
accountable and responsible for his/ her own behavior, class work,
homework, and that it's not the teachers fault for your child(ren)'s
lack of effort, hang up and have a nice day!